2014 New Year’s Eve Countdown – 70 Dj Drops

1. May I have your attention please? If Freddie Murphy is in the building, please come to the front door. Your wife knows you’re here. Repeat, Freddie Murphy your wife is here. Please exit the building… you are busted!
2. Please standby, the DJ is having technical difficulties. Please get a drink at the bar, get someone’s number but please stand by.
3. Your DJ is back. We now resume our party already in progress.
4. All the rednecks in the building… can I get a rebel yell?
5. Grab a girl, grab a drink and wet your lips… the New Year is almost here!
6. Welcome to a New Year and new experience in nightclub entertainment. Hold on, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride
7. Two turntables, 50,000 watts, and a bunch of drunk hotties…. It’s time to kick off 2014 in style!
8. Ladies and gentleman. Get ready for an event unlike any you have ever witnessed. You’re about to experience the best party of 2013 and 2014!
9. If one of your New Year’s Resolutions is to drink more alcohol… somebody scream!
10. For all the guys that made the New Year’s resolution to say no to fat chicks… it’s not the new year yet! All the big women bake some noise!
11. Ladies and gentleman. Please make your way to the bar for your complimentary champagne glasses.
12. This party has been FCC approved. Ummmm screw the FCC! Let’s have a real @#@’n party!
13. May I have your attention please. The real party starts in just 15 minutes! Get ready!
14. Wow…Don’t look now but I think your wife is here!
15. Please make sure to tip the person responsible for your intoxication.
16. Special thanks to Alcoholics Anonymous for stopping by tonight. Make…. Some… Noise!
17. Thank you for coming out and celebrating New Year’s Eve with us. We’re closed now so we’ll see you at Waffle House!
18. Thank you for coming out and celebrating New Year’s Eve with us. We’re closed now so we’ll see you at White Castle! No get the FUCK out!
19. All the big girls make some noise! (pig sounds)
20. All the brown eyed girls in the house, Make some noise!
21. Somebody Scream! Now, do it louder!
22. Ladies and Gentleman. Do us a favor and wave goodbye to the asshole as he leaves the building!
23. Can’t we all just get along?
24. Ladies and Gentleman. I have to do this now. Here come the ugly lights!
25. If you haven’t gotten their number yet… guess what? It’s not happening!
26. Ladies and gentleman, last call for alcohol!
27. Ladies and gentleman. Don’t forget to pay your tabs at the bar! They still have your credit card.
28. When you wake in the morning… please don’t blame the DJ for what you see in your bed!
29. If your New Year’s resolution is to lose some weight. Time to start. Here’s your New Year’s Eve workout mix!
30. Ladies and gentleman, you may grab anyone’s ass for the next 30 seconds without getting into trouble.
31. Exactly what song are you dancing to anyway?
32. Wow. You’re really an idiot!
33. Ladies and Gentleman… Happy New Year!
34. From all of us… Happy New Year.
35. We’re going live in 60 seconds – please standby!
36. Attention ladies, please form a single file line at the DJ booth for your complimentary kiss! Females under 130 pounds please.
37. Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was only supposed to play YOUR songs tonight!
38. Pardon me while I blow the dust off this classic!
39. Kickin’ it old school with a classic jam from the 90s
40. Going back to the 80’s with this timeless classic!
41. And now… the sing a long portion of the night begins.
42. Don’t like the music. Blame the person next to you!
43. Oh….I’m tellin’ your momma!
44. Oooo… we’ve got a lively one here – this Dj is in the mix, Old School style!
45. Sir, please keep your shirt on… We want the ladies to actually stay tonight!
46. The DJ does accept tips.
47. Shouldn’t you be worried about getting some digits instead of what song I’m playing?
48. Somebody forgot their right guard tonight! Wow!
49. Ladies and Gentleman… We are live on the radio… make some noise!
50. Sir…it’s obvious to the rest of us that…. She’s just not into you!
51. You’re trapped in an all-night megamix!
52. Gangnam Style? Really… Dude stop!
53. Let’s forget that happened and get back to the party in 3… 2….1
54. The DJ is NOT a jukebox! All request don’t get played immediately!
55. It’s time to elevate to mix to a higher plane! Mixing it up and throwin’ it down!
56. Don’t kill the mood because you’re sorry ass has a problem!
57. Move along kids, move along!
58. Dude, where’s my flannel? I’m feeling a little grungy!
59. You asked for it so here you go… A nonstop mix of your favorite line dances!
60. Here it is. The number 1 song from 2012!
61. Here it is. The number 1 song from 2013!
62. Ladies and Gentleman, Five minutes till 2014. Standby, just five minutes till 2014
63. Ladies and Gentleman, Fifteen minutes till 2014. Standby, just fifteen minutes till 2014
64. Ladies and Gentleman, Thirty minutes till 2014. Standby, just thirty minutes till 2014
65. Ladies and Gentleman, Forty-Five minutes till 2014. Standby, just forty-five minutes till 2014
66. Ladies and Gentleman, Five hours till 2014. Standby, T-minus five hours and counting till 2014
67. Ladies and Gentleman, Four hours till 2014. Standby, T-minus four hours and counting till 2014
68. Ladies and Gentleman, Three hours till 2014. Standby, T-minus Three hours and counting till 2014
69. Ladies and Gentleman, Two hours till 2014. Standby, T-minus two hours and counting till 2014
70. Ladies and Gentleman, One hour till 2014. Standby, T-minus one hour and counting till 20142014 New Year’s Eve Countdown – 70 Dj Drops